I need a nap…

…but not before I blog a little more.

This guy may be the last true conservative left on the blogosphere.

This guy reads Kafka.

Published in: on 26 June 2008 at 8:40 pm Leave a Comment
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Cherry-picking morality

If you can’t out-Christian a crazy Fundamentalist, use their tactics and watch them fold like napkins: and Obama did just that.

(ack, try to parse that sentence. sad face.)

Anyway, this little story  pits Barack Obama against crazy fundie James Dobson. I apologize if the link is broken within a few days, because Yahoo hardly ever fixes such things.

Obama gives examples of things in the Old Testament that don’t translate into the modern day, particularly items in Leviticus dealing with how slavery is good and eating lobster is bad. Durr, right? Enter Dobson.

Dobson and [Tom] Minnery accused Obama of wrongly equating Old Testament texts and dietary codes that no longer apply to Jesus’ teachings in the New Testament.

“I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology,” Dobson said.

“… He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter.”

Published in: on 24 June 2008 at 2:45 pm Leave a Comment
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Goodbye, old friend

George Carlin died last night at age 71. Chest pain did not stop the acerbic comedian from complaining until the very end.

Farewell, George. Piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

Published in: on 23 June 2008 at 5:53 am Leave a Comment
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Hard at work

I got off of drill earlier than expected, and since this morning’s wakeup was 4:00 AM and tomorrow’s is 3:30 AM, I decided to devote the rest of the day to drinking lemon drops. Here’s the recipe:

In a cocktail shaker, combine the following:
1.5 oz. vodka (preferably Grey Goose or another brand of a similar quality)
1.5 oz. lemon juice
.5 oz. sugar syrup or to taste
2 ice cubes
Shake and pour into martini glass, top with club soda.

I’ve had three in a very short time and am making ample use of the backspace key, as my copyeditor instincts continue to override the alcohol.

Published in: on 21 June 2008 at 3:56 pm Leave a Comment
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Identity theft and the death of customer service

I’m writing this because I’m having a terrible time with eBay right now over four dollars. It’s a crappy situation they blame on PayPal, but it’s their own catch-22 they created and I have to deal with. It all started with me changing my debit card number because of an identity theft concern.

If customer service were all that it was cracked up to be (in a perfect, tiny world) everyone would know everyone else and assuming someone else’s identity would be impossible. That’s the problem with impersonal care – a level of trust is totally gone. Socialization is impossible because you’ll never speak to “Ryan at Customer Service” again, and nobody ever really knows who you are.

It’s a big, big world, and it’s full of invisible Internet people and communities of nothing. Ebay Live Help, my ass. I hate talking to a computer program named Ruth almost as much as I hate talking to “Frank” in Bombay.

Published in: on 20 June 2008 at 3:07 pm Comments (1)
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You look familiar!

Welcome a fellow Jerseyan

…and a fellow Obama supporter.

Published in: on 19 June 2008 at 8:51 pm Leave a Comment
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A paper addict on the digital revolution

I love my computer. I love how Bloglines organizes my RSS feeds for me (although Yahoo doesn’t have a Books feed – grrr). I love watching Law & Order SVU reruns. But I love even more the quarter ton of books I have collected throughout my life. I love even more smudging newsprint, and printing first pages. I love JStor and printing out articles only to attack them with highlighters for my research papers, and yesterday’s speech on…

dun dun dun…

the death of the newspaper and the rise of the Internet. Boo hiss. But as the last magnate Rupert Murdoch told a gathering of newspaper editors, “we have been complacent, hoping that this thing called the digital revolution would just limp along.”

Newspapers are still working on the switch. I do like the idea of local papers going more in depth locally, because why go to the national networks to read about your home town?

Publishers, however, may have found their savior. My ink-and-paper soul wrenches to say it, but Kindle just may be the industry’s saving grace. The thing has a lot of technical kinks that still need to be worked out, but the concept alone just might bring people back to reading. It saves physical space – think thousands of books in the space of one paperback; great for travelers and people with itty bitty apartments. (My apartment is small but I fit all my crap, including 500+ books, just fine.) People obsessed with gadgets would no doubt love to get their hands on this thing. Also, since they’re essentially selling e-books for these things, the books themselves are cheaper (though the device still tops $350).

The shrinking market of us Luddite page-strokers is becoming more of a niche, whether we like it or not. So if our market in general is to be saved, we must admit at least partial defeat and let the techies have their toys.

(originally written for my now-merged What Is Lit blog)

Merger

What Is Lit is no more – Krasnaya Ekra will suffice for my literary needs (and yours). Thanks for listening.

Instead, pip over to see Miss Fix It if you get the chance.

Copy editor woes

The Newseum’s missing section (NY Times)

 

Published: June 16, 2008

I went to the Newseum, a shiny new building in Washington that news companies and foundations have erected as a shrine to their industry. Since it’s my industry, too, I thought a museum, where sacred relics and texts have been placed safely in the equivalent of a big glass jar, might make me hopeful about the future.

“Where’s the section on copy editing?” I asked the guy at the entrance.

He wasn’t sure. “Try Internet, TV and Radio, on the third floor.”

“For copy editing? Newspaper copy editing?”

He checked with a colleague. “News History, on five,” she said.

Ouch. Copy editors are my favorite people in the news business, and many I know are still alive and doing what they do. As it happened, I couldn’t find anything about them on the fifth or any other floor. A call later confirmed that the museum has essentially nothing about how newspapers are made today, and thus nothing about the lowly yet exalted copy editor.

I was one for a long time, and I know that obscurity and unpopularity are part of the job. Copy editors work late hours and can get testy. They never sign their work.

As for what they do, here’s the short version: After news happens in the chaos and clutter of the real world, it travels through a reporter’s mind, a photographer’s eye, a notebook and camera lens, into computer files, then through multiple layers of editing. Copy editors handle the final transition to an ink-on-paper object. On the news-factory floor, they do the refining and packaging. They trim words, fix grammar, punctuation and style, write headlines and captions.

But they also do a lot more. Copy editors are the last set of eyes before yours. They are more powerful than proofreaders. They untangle twisted prose. They are surgeons, removing growths of error and irrelevance; they are minimalist chefs, straining fat. Their goal is to make sure that the day’s work of a newspaper staff becomes an object of lasting beauty and excellence once it hits the presses.

Yeah. Presses. It has probably already struck you how irrelevant many of these skills may seem in the endlessly shifting, eternal glow of the Web.

The copy editor’s job, to the extent possible under deadline, is to slow down, think things through, do the math and ask the irritating question. His or her main creative outlet, writing clever headlines, is problematic online, because allusive wordplay doesn’t necessarily generate Google hits. And Google makes everyone an expert, so the aging copy editor’s trivia-packed brain and synonym collection seem not to count for as much anymore.

The job hasn’t disappeared yet, but it is swiftly evolving, away from an emphasis on style and consistency, from making a physical object perfect the first time. The path to excellence is now through speed, agility and creativity in using multiple expressive outlets for information in all its shapes and sounds.

As newspapers lose money and readers, they have been shedding great swaths of expensive expertise. They have been forced to shrink or eliminate the multiply redundant levels of editing that distinguish their kind of journalism from what you find on TV, radio and much of the Web. Copy editors are being bought out or forced out; they are dying and not being replaced.

Webby doesn’t necessarily mean sloppy, of course, and online news operations will shine with all the brilliance that the journalists who create them can bring. But in that world of the perpetual present tense — post it now, fix it later, update constantly — old-time, persnickety editing may be a luxury in which only a few large news operations will indulge. It will be an artisanal product, like monastery honey and wooden yachts.

It would be nice, at least, to thank the copy editors on the way out. But after visiting the Newseum, I know what I have suspected for a few years: if newspaper copy editors vanish from the earth, no one is going to notice.

Confirmed Luddite

So I was about the watch The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with The Boy when the fancy new Blu-ray player refused to play the fancy new Blu-ray disc. So we have to take the player in for “servicing.” What is it, a car? This is bullshit.

I’ve had maybe four VHS players in all two decades of my life and hundreds of VHS tapes. Of these, one tape and two players broke. One player died of old age and the other broke because it was attached in a kind of combo package to a TV which broke first. The tape broke because I physically pulled the tape out of the plastic casing.

Dozens of times I have knocked over stacks of tapes, both in and out of their boxes. I have left the players on pause, fast forward, and rewinded tapes to watch the same ten seconds of video over and over. The success rate of a VHS tape, in my experience, is 99.5%. A Blu-ray disc? 40%.

Now tell me which is the more successful technology.

Published in: on 12 June 2008 at 9:31 am Leave a Comment
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