Lifestyles of the Cheap and Frugal, Part 4

Technology.

There are about six computers in my household. The total value of these computers is probably about $3,000. Subtract my (gamer) brother’s computer from the population and the overall value decreases by about half. This is because the remaining computers that are not aging, slow-ass laptops are Frankensteins.

They were brought back from the dead, retrieved from roadside piles (more on such piles at a later date), everything-must-go yardsales (often for free), and yoinked from newly updated offices. From wiped hard drives, grimy CPU shells, orphan CD drives, and motherboards of questionable origin came the clunky but operable PCs of the house. And the internet on these computers is not bad at all, in terms of speed. And the speakers, also dug out of a pile, are pretty damn loud. Nice bass too, for what they are.

I don’t even have an mp3 player.

Lifestyles of the Cheap and Frugal: Part 3

Books.

Finally, a good thing to say about being cheap: libraries. I grew up splitting my summers between the Jersey shore and the kids’ book club at the library. For my parents, it was a win-win deal: it got my brother to read books for free pizza at Pizza Hut, and, well, I just got free pizza at Pizza Hut. I must have blown through the Babysitters Club series and its spinoffs in three summers or less.

I occasionally troll Yahoo Answers primarily to yell at idiots, and a very common question in the Books and Authors section is WHAT WEBSITE WILL SEND ME FREE BOOKS or something to those ends. Hey, goofballs, the library is 100% free. Unless you keep their stuff for too long. Ride a bike over there or something, because only a criminally insane parent wouldn’t take their kid to a library.

Books are among the only things we splurge on. My county library holds a book sale each year and their profits set a new record each year. I’ve been to each and every one of these sales since I was eight years old and the sale itself consisted of a dozen boxes on the park benches outside the library building. Now, the sale lasts three days and fills both buildings of the local National Guard armory, and people have to be  bussed over from the library’s much larger parking lot. On the final, half-price day, hardcovers and trade paperbacks cost one dollar. I personally spent close to two hundred dollars this year, and many of the books were considerably cheaper mass market paperbacks. Do the math. I needed to build new shelving in my apartment to handle the newcomers.

At a store, cost will still be taken into account due to my incredible cheapness. Why spend $14 a pop on a load of Kurt Vonnegut novels when I can order them used for $7 apiece plus discounted shipping online? Bookstores are still great for impulse buys, like the very wonderful Jhumpa Lahiri collection Interpreter of Maladies, the stationery section, and the bargain section.

The other thing I like about books is that no technology is required of me to read one.

Nice, nice, very nice.

Dinosaurs, oh dinosaurs

I’m a dinosaur. For my 21st birthday I asked very nicely for and received from my parents a tape recorder for doing interviews and such. Fifty bucks or thereabouts for an almost totally obsolete technology – I’m very happy for Staples being able to still turn a profit on such things. Look up my anti-Blu-ray rant if you have the time.

Oh, and I didn’t get tanked last night. Maybe I’m just boring.

Identity theft and the death of customer service

I’m writing this because I’m having a terrible time with eBay right now over four dollars. It’s a crappy situation they blame on PayPal, but it’s their own catch-22 they created and I have to deal with. It all started with me changing my debit card number because of an identity theft concern.

If customer service were all that it was cracked up to be (in a perfect, tiny world) everyone would know everyone else and assuming someone else’s identity would be impossible. That’s the problem with impersonal care – a level of trust is totally gone. Socialization is impossible because you’ll never speak to “Ryan at Customer Service” again, and nobody ever really knows who you are.

It’s a big, big world, and it’s full of invisible Internet people and communities of nothing. Ebay Live Help, my ass. I hate talking to a computer program named Ruth almost as much as I hate talking to “Frank” in Bombay.

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A paper addict on the digital revolution

I love my computer. I love how Bloglines organizes my RSS feeds for me (although Yahoo doesn’t have a Books feed – grrr). I love watching Law & Order SVU reruns. But I love even more the quarter ton of books I have collected throughout my life. I love even more smudging newsprint, and printing first pages. I love JStor and printing out articles only to attack them with highlighters for my research papers, and yesterday’s speech on…

dun dun dun…

the death of the newspaper and the rise of the Internet. Boo hiss. But as the last magnate Rupert Murdoch told a gathering of newspaper editors, “we have been complacent, hoping that this thing called the digital revolution would just limp along.”

Newspapers are still working on the switch. I do like the idea of local papers going more in depth locally, because why go to the national networks to read about your home town?

Publishers, however, may have found their savior. My ink-and-paper soul wrenches to say it, but Kindle just may be the industry’s saving grace. The thing has a lot of technical kinks that still need to be worked out, but the concept alone just might bring people back to reading. It saves physical space – think thousands of books in the space of one paperback; great for travelers and people with itty bitty apartments. (My apartment is small but I fit all my crap, including 500+ books, just fine.) People obsessed with gadgets would no doubt love to get their hands on this thing. Also, since they’re essentially selling e-books for these things, the books themselves are cheaper (though the device still tops $350).

The shrinking market of us Luddite page-strokers is becoming more of a niche, whether we like it or not. So if our market in general is to be saved, we must admit at least partial defeat and let the techies have their toys.

(originally written for my now-merged What Is Lit blog)

Merger

What Is Lit is no more – Krasnaya Ekra will suffice for my literary needs (and yours). Thanks for listening.

Instead, pip over to see Miss Fix It if you get the chance.

Copy editor woes

The Newseum’s missing section (NY Times)

 

Published: June 16, 2008

I went to the Newseum, a shiny new building in Washington that news companies and foundations have erected as a shrine to their industry. Since it’s my industry, too, I thought a museum, where sacred relics and texts have been placed safely in the equivalent of a big glass jar, might make me hopeful about the future.

“Where’s the section on copy editing?” I asked the guy at the entrance.

He wasn’t sure. “Try Internet, TV and Radio, on the third floor.”

“For copy editing? Newspaper copy editing?”

He checked with a colleague. “News History, on five,” she said.

Ouch. Copy editors are my favorite people in the news business, and many I know are still alive and doing what they do. As it happened, I couldn’t find anything about them on the fifth or any other floor. A call later confirmed that the museum has essentially nothing about how newspapers are made today, and thus nothing about the lowly yet exalted copy editor.

I was one for a long time, and I know that obscurity and unpopularity are part of the job. Copy editors work late hours and can get testy. They never sign their work.

As for what they do, here’s the short version: After news happens in the chaos and clutter of the real world, it travels through a reporter’s mind, a photographer’s eye, a notebook and camera lens, into computer files, then through multiple layers of editing. Copy editors handle the final transition to an ink-on-paper object. On the news-factory floor, they do the refining and packaging. They trim words, fix grammar, punctuation and style, write headlines and captions.

But they also do a lot more. Copy editors are the last set of eyes before yours. They are more powerful than proofreaders. They untangle twisted prose. They are surgeons, removing growths of error and irrelevance; they are minimalist chefs, straining fat. Their goal is to make sure that the day’s work of a newspaper staff becomes an object of lasting beauty and excellence once it hits the presses.

Yeah. Presses. It has probably already struck you how irrelevant many of these skills may seem in the endlessly shifting, eternal glow of the Web.

The copy editor’s job, to the extent possible under deadline, is to slow down, think things through, do the math and ask the irritating question. His or her main creative outlet, writing clever headlines, is problematic online, because allusive wordplay doesn’t necessarily generate Google hits. And Google makes everyone an expert, so the aging copy editor’s trivia-packed brain and synonym collection seem not to count for as much anymore.

The job hasn’t disappeared yet, but it is swiftly evolving, away from an emphasis on style and consistency, from making a physical object perfect the first time. The path to excellence is now through speed, agility and creativity in using multiple expressive outlets for information in all its shapes and sounds.

As newspapers lose money and readers, they have been shedding great swaths of expensive expertise. They have been forced to shrink or eliminate the multiply redundant levels of editing that distinguish their kind of journalism from what you find on TV, radio and much of the Web. Copy editors are being bought out or forced out; they are dying and not being replaced.

Webby doesn’t necessarily mean sloppy, of course, and online news operations will shine with all the brilliance that the journalists who create them can bring. But in that world of the perpetual present tense — post it now, fix it later, update constantly — old-time, persnickety editing may be a luxury in which only a few large news operations will indulge. It will be an artisanal product, like monastery honey and wooden yachts.

It would be nice, at least, to thank the copy editors on the way out. But after visiting the Newseum, I know what I have suspected for a few years: if newspaper copy editors vanish from the earth, no one is going to notice.

Confirmed Luddite

So I was about the watch The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with The Boy when the fancy new Blu-ray player refused to play the fancy new Blu-ray disc. So we have to take the player in for “servicing.” What is it, a car? This is bullshit.

I’ve had maybe four VHS players in all two decades of my life and hundreds of VHS tapes. Of these, one tape and two players broke. One player died of old age and the other broke because it was attached in a kind of combo package to a TV which broke first. The tape broke because I physically pulled the tape out of the plastic casing.

Dozens of times I have knocked over stacks of tapes, both in and out of their boxes. I have left the players on pause, fast forward, and rewinded tapes to watch the same ten seconds of video over and over. The success rate of a VHS tape, in my experience, is 99.5%. A Blu-ray disc? 40%.

Now tell me which is the more successful technology.

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