I’m Bad at Vacationing

I just spent the past several days alongside a lake in upstate New York. It was kind of cold and the ratio of spoiled-yappy-dog-to-human was an unfavorable 1:3. I prefer something closer to 0:1.

So, faced with the choice between embroilment in family drama over joint appliance purchasing and accompanying a sailboat captain with zero experience, I slunk over to the room used as a library. I had with me an enormous tattered copy of The Trust, a history/biography of the Ochs-Sulzberger clan, the owners of the New York Times.

Whatever you think about that particular paper is largely irrelevant about this book. Its authors delve deeply into the business of news (see also “Backstory” by Ken Auletta) and the sociopolitical role of such a dynasty as the Sulzbergers’. The period of the book encompassing the 1950s-60s mirrors the social environment of my new favorite show, Mad Men (which started its second season last night – hooray for OnDemand).

The trade paperback edition is over 800 pages long, and I still have 100 some pages to go. But in reading it, I have a slightly more favorable outlook on the resilience of the newspaper industry, a better idea of the industry in general, a stronger dislike for high society, and another winner to add to one of my many nonfiction shelves.

And I’m bad at vacationing because the scenery in upstate New York is absolutely gorgeous, but my head was buried in this book most of the time.

Monosyllables and cute

For the past few days and until Friday my job is to write a daily newsletter for a kids’ camp. Yes, there are people who actually do this stuff, and I am she. I’ve been writing things like how important it is to drink lots of water, and that drugs are bad. It’s a kind of law enforcement-geared camp because of where it’s located. Yeah, lots of cutesy crap.

FUCK. Shitfuck damn.

There, I said it.

Published in: on 16 July 2008 at 9:38 pm Leave a Comment
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Thoughts on Frida Kahlo

As my clickthrough rate shows, a lot of people know I went to the Frida Kahlo exhibit at the Philadelphia Museum of Art in May. A large portion of the exhibit was of photographs that had never been displayed in public before. In half the photos of her, Kahlo has this certain look on her face. If she’s looking at Diego Rivera, it’s “I know what you did there,” to the artists’ infidelities with a lolcat reference. If she’s looking off at nothing in particular, or kind of tilting an eyebrow or the corner of her mouth at the camera, she seems to say that she’s discovered the meaning of life, but isn’t going to tell us anytime soon.

Frida Kahlo’s life was one of frequent, intense pain, both physical from injuries sustained in the trolley crash when she was nineteen, and emotional from the ups and downs of her relationship with Rivera and the distance in her family. Her paintings convey all this raw emotion, sometimes even the raw physical suffering symbolized by impulsive swipes of red paint on the frames of graphic and bloody works. Her forays into surrealism are brief enough to emphasize the transcendence of pain into her mental state, and the fact that she was almost entirely self-taught while recuperating from the bus accident provides a neat little footnote to her artistic biography: that Kahlo’s art is suffering, that her suffering became her art.

Tripping down memory lane

I’m transcribing my journal from basic combat training two years ago, and it’s a surreal experience. I remember going through all this stuff, remembering how sweaty and numb/in pain I was at the time, but at the same time it’s hard to see myself doing this stuff again. I turned nineteen out there, I turn 21 in two days, and I feel old and jaded and my bones are crackly and I remember the kids I was with who hadn’t graduated high school yet. Well, two years, ten pounds, thousands of pushups and several crippling bouts of Army-induced sciatica later, I feel as if I’m absolving myself of some kind of sin.

Published in: on 2 July 2008 at 5:26 pm Leave a Comment
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Copy editor woes

The Newseum’s missing section (NY Times)

 

Published: June 16, 2008

I went to the Newseum, a shiny new building in Washington that news companies and foundations have erected as a shrine to their industry. Since it’s my industry, too, I thought a museum, where sacred relics and texts have been placed safely in the equivalent of a big glass jar, might make me hopeful about the future.

“Where’s the section on copy editing?” I asked the guy at the entrance.

He wasn’t sure. “Try Internet, TV and Radio, on the third floor.”

“For copy editing? Newspaper copy editing?”

He checked with a colleague. “News History, on five,” she said.

Ouch. Copy editors are my favorite people in the news business, and many I know are still alive and doing what they do. As it happened, I couldn’t find anything about them on the fifth or any other floor. A call later confirmed that the museum has essentially nothing about how newspapers are made today, and thus nothing about the lowly yet exalted copy editor.

I was one for a long time, and I know that obscurity and unpopularity are part of the job. Copy editors work late hours and can get testy. They never sign their work.

As for what they do, here’s the short version: After news happens in the chaos and clutter of the real world, it travels through a reporter’s mind, a photographer’s eye, a notebook and camera lens, into computer files, then through multiple layers of editing. Copy editors handle the final transition to an ink-on-paper object. On the news-factory floor, they do the refining and packaging. They trim words, fix grammar, punctuation and style, write headlines and captions.

But they also do a lot more. Copy editors are the last set of eyes before yours. They are more powerful than proofreaders. They untangle twisted prose. They are surgeons, removing growths of error and irrelevance; they are minimalist chefs, straining fat. Their goal is to make sure that the day’s work of a newspaper staff becomes an object of lasting beauty and excellence once it hits the presses.

Yeah. Presses. It has probably already struck you how irrelevant many of these skills may seem in the endlessly shifting, eternal glow of the Web.

The copy editor’s job, to the extent possible under deadline, is to slow down, think things through, do the math and ask the irritating question. His or her main creative outlet, writing clever headlines, is problematic online, because allusive wordplay doesn’t necessarily generate Google hits. And Google makes everyone an expert, so the aging copy editor’s trivia-packed brain and synonym collection seem not to count for as much anymore.

The job hasn’t disappeared yet, but it is swiftly evolving, away from an emphasis on style and consistency, from making a physical object perfect the first time. The path to excellence is now through speed, agility and creativity in using multiple expressive outlets for information in all its shapes and sounds.

As newspapers lose money and readers, they have been shedding great swaths of expensive expertise. They have been forced to shrink or eliminate the multiply redundant levels of editing that distinguish their kind of journalism from what you find on TV, radio and much of the Web. Copy editors are being bought out or forced out; they are dying and not being replaced.

Webby doesn’t necessarily mean sloppy, of course, and online news operations will shine with all the brilliance that the journalists who create them can bring. But in that world of the perpetual present tense — post it now, fix it later, update constantly — old-time, persnickety editing may be a luxury in which only a few large news operations will indulge. It will be an artisanal product, like monastery honey and wooden yachts.

It would be nice, at least, to thank the copy editors on the way out. But after visiting the Newseum, I know what I have suspected for a few years: if newspaper copy editors vanish from the earth, no one is going to notice.

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

It’s fucking hot in here.

It’s been over ninety degrees every day for almost a week, and so humid that my books are expanding on the shelves and sticking to the one I painted…. six months ago. I even turned the air conditioning on. Jersey’s not even supposed to get rain for another week, and only scattered thunderstorms at that. :(

So I’m gonna beat the heat by introducing two new bloggers a day to my little corner of the ‘osphere, sitting in the AC in between trips to the school gym’s pool. And homework, because I’m cool enough to take summer classes. Read about my premature master’s degree conquests here

And a big hi and hello to Amy, a writer with pet rats (clone! clone!) and Awalkabout, a menagerie of topics with a vaguely Australian feel – or maybe that’s just because Outback Steakhouse calls their soup du jour by the same name.

Published in: on 9 June 2008 at 7:56 am Comments (1)
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Whoa!

I do NOT like the new WordPress dashboard! As if thrown together by some mad Mets fan, the formerly quiet, sedate blues and white of my familiar online toolbox has been reduced to shambles. Quite the smack in the face having returned to my forlorn pages after about a week of no writing. What is this craziness? I have half a mind to forgo adding an RSS feed box to the page and instead abandon the entire thing… but the other half of the mind reminds me of the MySpaceization of the once-simple Xanga from whence I came. I shall adapt.

Published in: on 8 April 2008 at 2:43 pm Leave a Comment
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Oates and Honey

I am a recent convert to Joyce Carol Oates. She may be fond of Sylvia Plath, perhaps a warning for you Plath-haters out there, but Oates should be considered much more important, literaturally speaking, than Plath. Regrettably, my school schedule leaves little time for reading, but that doesn’t stop me from getting through a largish book every 1-2 weeks. Queued is “Do With Me What You Will” by Oates, lent to me by the same wonderful girlfriend who lent me Oates’s “Beasts,” a kind of stop-you-in-your-tracks novella which I had to read twice more to fully grasp. It’s like a really good movie you know you have to watch again to catch everything, of the few items of Oates’s work that I have read (“Beasts” and the short story “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?”). It’s a deceptively quick read, almost like poetry, with each word so loaded you read it thrice to catch its nuances. I recommend Oates, to say the very least, but until I myself read more, don’t take my word for it and don’t consider this post a review.

Published in: on 17 February 2008 at 11:58 am Comments (1)
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Acquisitions

I fell in love all over again with Rowan’s library last week, despite the shortage of Hunter S. Thompson. But I did find a stunning array of H.L. Mencken, surprising, really – and old volumes too; stuff from the thirties. I kept wandering through the literature part of the fourth floor, which houses the second half of the library’s Library of Congress-organized collection, and saw plenty of familiar names. Hemingway. Nabokov. Orwell and Tolkien are in there somewhere too. I picked up a volume by Katherine Anne Porter (the name sounded familiar; she’s the author of the short story “Noon Wine,” one of the stories listed as choices to critique in my Evaluating Writing class last year. I chose instead “The Death of Ivan Ilych”). One of the sections in Porter’s book was akin to “notes on writing” and a quick glance looked interesting, however, another attempt to read it at home yielded only annoyance. Really literatury stuff gets under my skin. It reminds me of the beginning of William Zinsser’s classic On Writing Well where he’s comparing his bare-bones writing self to a beaming beginner who “Looooooooves symbols!” The really successful, really literatury writers sure aren’t beginners but I just don’t care enough to think too much about the deeper meanings of literatury stories and how they reflect some terrible thing about life. Lots of times (going back to literature class in high school) we come up with some bullshit that the writer could never have intended. Did Shakespeare ever say, Okay, Jane Smiley, here’s King Lear. Invent some crap and translate it into A Thousand Acres. Nope!

Published in: on 11 December 2007 at 10:02 am Comments (1)
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The Epiphany

“Suddenly I realized.” The amateur storyteller likes to use this as the turning point for almost any tale. What it really means in real life is that the solution or right thing to do about the situation was right there all along, but either denial or dramatic irony kept the main character from deciding. Things suddenly realized for real are things like finding out the actual temperature of a tasty-looking drink. Your tongue had no inkling that your morning latte, though it had been sitting on your desk for ten minutes, was still in excess of 120 degrees Fahrenheit. You don’t, however, suddenly realize that your boyfriend must be cheating on you – you’ve gotten the hang-up phone calls, the late-night-at-the-office schtick. You don’t realize when you already know. Unless you’re writing for TV, dramatic irony will make an editor cringe.

Published in: on 2 December 2007 at 2:59 pm Leave a Comment
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