The Obama campaign should adapt this for a campaign video, but instead of walking into people, everyone he walks past joins him.
Hillary is teh 1337
I’m snitching this from TheZoo because one of the comments on the story is absolutely spot-on: “Why didn’t the mainstream media pick up on this?” And after she called Obama elitist! Let’s repeat her exact words again because I almost didn’t believe it the first time:
“Rich people, god bless us. We deserve all the opportunities to make sure our country and our blessings continue to the next generation.”
You Can’t Text Message Break-up!
Kelly, also known as Liam Kyle Sullivan, is simultaneously a symbol of female empowerment and what is wrong with teens’ family relationships in modern American society. Ironic, considering Kelly is portrayed by a thirtysomething guy. Three short films in particular highlight these qualities (in order of my favorites).
Text Message Breakup
Kelly is dumped by her longtime boyfriend – via text message. She then storms into the club where he “broke up” with her and proceeds to make him sorry that he ever dated her in the first place. Guest stars Kelly’s family, who insults her friends, tells her that she’s undateable, and that she’s “cheap.”
Shoes
Kelly’s breakout video, she displays the lengths to which she’d go to buy dozens of pairs of shoes. Kelly “gets what she wants,” despite zero support from her family.
Let Me Borrow That Top
Kelly’s lesbian aunt visits and tells her that “she can do anything.” But Kelly just wants to borrow the neighbor’s new shirt. In order to do so, she crashes the pep rally and homecoming at which the cute, popular neighbor is queen of. All for a top… or all for something else, such as social equality?
Ring ring ring ring ring… Hillary phone!
This ad is retarded. For once, I hate the Philadelphia television market because Pennsylvania is the current campaign target and I live on the Jersey side of Philly’s shadow. Fuck Pennsylvania and Hillary’s stupid-ass ads. PA is full of inner-city black people and white hicks who might as well live below the Mason-Dixon line.
Clearly, it’s a reference to her stupid-ass White House days and this mysterious phone call which may or may not have actually occurred. I got that. Big shit. Half the crap that comes out of that woman’s mouth is fictitious anyway. Some people might be worrying about bills into the early hours because they work late or whatever. BUT CREDITORS WORK NINE-TO-FIVE AND WON’T BE CALLING YOUR INDEBTED ASS!
And Hillary won’t be picking up.
